N.F.L. = No Fun League

Remember the Fun Bunch and the Ickey Shuffle? The N.F.L. shut down those operations years ago...

Now the N.F.L. owners have gone even further, barely allowing any sign of emotion after a player scores a touchdown.

In a twist of fate however, the Philadelphia Eagles' owner Jeffrey Lurie voted against the resolution...one might have thought with the departure of Owens he'd be all for limiting self-gratification among conceited athletes.

(Time to put the sharpies and phones away fellas...)