Top Ten Chicao Bears Excuses [J. Mark English]

Haha, this comes from the David Letterman Show. This is classic:

10. Too much pre-game paella.
9. Hard to be motivated by a guy named "Lovie".
8. Spent every huddle talking about "American Idol".
7. Peyton promised to put us in a commercial if we let him win.
6. We're not used to bad weather.
5. Colts players were shoving us.
4. Never adjusted to one hour time difference.
3. Like the rest of America, we wanted to see Peyton finally win the big one.
2. Hard to play when you're excited about up coming Ventriloquist Week.
1. Worried about sharing locker room with Prince.